Alas, here is the last collection of anonymous confessions for the school year. You guys are getting really comfortable, huh?
Senioritis kicking in at freshman year...
People should really listen to both sides before they buy into a rumor.
Some freshman ripped his pants in gym.
I collect bones and bring them to Kruger.
In return, I don’t do work, and he gives
me straight A’s
Y’all...hear me out with Gold.
The sophomores are no better than freshmen.
If you want to do well in school, you're going to have to teach yourself to some extent.
I fell down the stairs and nobody saw me, so I ran away like nothing happened.
I'm so in love with Mr. Copper. Whenever he throws a frisbee to me I get weak in the knees. He looks like he was handcrafted by Aphrodite herself.
I once heard a couple making out in the
gender neutral bathroom while I was
taking a dump.
Taylor Swift is overrated.
I'm incredibly fond of Joshua Kingshuk Montero Reyes.
The class of 2022 has the MOST attractive grads by far.
One time I walked in on a couple in the auditorium during lunch. I just walked out because what the heck.
Stop the pantsing happening outside of the school.
I am a Paxtonator. Yeah, you heard me. I'm proud of this lifestyle, and it's such a shame I can't say it without being anonymous.
I cringe a little every time I'm "called to parliament" over the loudspeaker.
Ms. Fantry is so sweet. A lot of kids don't take her class seriously, but it's worth the effort if you put it in.